• Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't
  • Me: my anaconda don't want to go to school tomorrow

kawaiipeculier:

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

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TO BEAR ARMS

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"The system used the main nonviolent themes of Martin Luther King’s life to present a strategy designed to protect its own interests – imagine the most violent nation on earth, the heir of Indian and African genocide, the only nation ever to drop an atomic bomb on a civilian population, the world’s biggest arms dealer, the country that napalmed over 10 million people in Vietnam (to “save” it from communism), the world’s biggest jailer, waving the corpse of King, calling for nonviolence!"

Mumia Abu-Jamal (via specialnights)

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ithotyouknew:

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u guys are so annoying about water im never drinking water again I hope my piss comes out grey with chunks of sea salt and msg

You gone fuck around and piss out your entire kidney.

bettywhite4ever:

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

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serration:

constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go get it”

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